Description

This is an obnoxiously cute handmade Depression/Dance plush toy. It is art. You may snuggle it, but please do not give it to a dog or a child. They will destroy it and probably eat it, which isn’t good for the plushie or for them.* They’re about 12″ tall and contain 347 cubic feet of depression and one metric tonne of dance.**

Please note, the listed price is an adoption fee. Ellie gets irrationally attached to these things once she makes them and you must promise to provide it a good home or she will be sad.

*These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA.

**This statement is just an outright lie, but it makes for good copy.